"You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
You: Once upon a time
Stranger: a little dog
You: told himself to
Stranger: be brave
You: and stay strong against
Stranger: the wild pigs
You: that were outside the barn. Then
Stranger: the pigs started calling him names like
You: “Boogeyloogey” and “Dogturd”, the dog started to cry
Stranger: and the pigs threw hay at him
You: while laughing hysterically. The dog was in a pure mood of vendetta
Stranger: and decided to seek bricks
You: He went to the UK, since all houses are made of bricks there, and grabbed one
Stranger: two, three bricks home
You: While he was running back he slipped on
Stranger: sticky snot. he thought of a better idea…..
You: He dipped the bricks in the sticky snot and ate it. He thought it was tasty, but
Stranger: then he thought he could actually use the sticky snot bricks and hit the pigs in the head with them
You: He knew the wild pigs hated sticky snot, so he hit the pigs heads so they all died.”
Time to beat some tumblrasses on wordfeud!