"You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

You: Once upon a time

Stranger: a little dog

You: told himself to

Stranger: be brave

You: and stay strong against

Stranger: the wild pigs

You: that were outside the barn. Then

Stranger: the pigs started calling him names like

You: “Boogeyloogey” and “Dogturd”, the dog started to cry

Stranger: and the pigs threw hay at him

You: while laughing hysterically. The dog was in a pure mood of vendetta

Stranger: and decided to seek bricks

You: He went to the UK, since all houses are made of bricks there, and grabbed one

Stranger: two, three bricks home

You: While he was running back he slipped on

Stranger: sticky snot. he thought of a better idea…..

You: He dipped the bricks in the sticky snot and ate it. He thought it was tasty, but

Stranger: then he thought he could actually use the sticky snot bricks and hit the pigs in the head with them

You: He knew the wild pigs hated sticky snot, so he hit the pigs heads so they all died.”

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